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THIS OFFENDS ME!
A SPAWN COMETH
FOR REAL?!
For the love of all things good and holy and mildly amusing, why are we even friends?
BAD NEWS ... THE BABY DOESN'T LIKE YOU
We've been through this before.
You really should have known it was coming. Perhaps this classic from the 1990s will make you feel better: